Well, time for a little silliness to end the day...what about this story?
An African man, coming into the country, was stopped when sniffer dogs found three smoked monkeys in his bag, along with some venison and beef, which are all common food products in Africa. The gentleman was stopped, his meat was confiscated, and he was sent on his way.
Apparently, bringing in monkey meat, or any kind of meat for that matter, is illegal in this, our wonderful ole' USA.
You can read the entire story here.