Thursday, October 7, 2010

Islam: Taking over Campbell Soup

Yes sir, that's right. Campbell Soup apparently decided it needed to cave to the pressures of those evil Muslims (who want to kill infidels) and make sure its canned soups were halal-friendly. Dietary halal is a set of rules about what Muslims can and cannot eat, obviously non-infidel friendly, as it restricts the eating of the beloved bacon and spiral-cut ham and also the gorging typically exercised in all-you-can-eat restaurants that are, of course, near and dear to the American heart.

This is, as you can see, yet more proof that all the Muslims want to kill all of us infidels. What will it be next? Will all-you-can-eat restaurants begin closing down? Will pork become scarcer? Will Jews be forced to eat halal foods instead of kosher? What will it be then?

How much will be too much? Will our government continue to let these private companies do what they can to make money, and accede to the demands of the evil Muslim conspiracy that is infiltrating our society bit by tiny bit? Will they let the Muslims use soup as a wedge to drive yet more space between themselves and the rest of American society?

Stop the Soup. Boycott Campbell Soup.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed this post.

It is so enfuriating when people will not buy our products, because we hold differing religous, political, or world veiws.

Still angry at big business for virtually enslaving millions of people the world over?

We need to boycott international soup sales regardless of religious pandering. Boycott Campbell Soup Company, it virtually enslaves people. It is our responsibility as humans created in the image of the Constitution of the United States of America to protect people from bondage to big business.

Interesting side note: Halal-certification for Campbell products is not available in the USA.

Charlene said...

Campbell's soup is a corporation and they made a decision to increase their market by creating a product desired by more people. I don't think they made this decision because of pressure or politics. They made it because of money. If capitalism continues to spread to first world countries it won't be long until cars manufactured in foreign countries and sold in the US are painted in colors such as red, white and blue!! SMILE

Kyla Denae said...

Megan- thanks. :)) I too rarely eat any prepackaged foods, nor canned soup...we do get tomato soup every now and then to eat with grilled cheese sandwiches...which I need to go make. Right now. Because that sounds absolutely scrumptious.

Charlene- this was a veiled attempt at humor. I enjoy pulling a Colbert every now and again. :P

Tragedy- it is very true that this is a Canadian thing...but Americans are still all up in arms over it. ^.^

Off to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Peace. :P